Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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