I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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