My brain says no but my pants say off.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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