Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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