he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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