can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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