That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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