It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I love you. Go after that dick
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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