The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize