I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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