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if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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