so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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