Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
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Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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