you're like a bully in the Christmas story
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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