Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
