But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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