tonight lets celebrate not being married
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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