wat bout pragnant strippers??
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
foreskin is a definite game changer
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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