Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My feet surprised me
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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