ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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