HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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