shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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