I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You've changed since you got that strap on
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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