It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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