It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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