Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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