i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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