I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
