i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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