So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wish I only lived at night.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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