whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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