I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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