I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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