whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone came in the potted fern
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Shame - the story of my life.
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