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**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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