if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
