he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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