I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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