sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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