She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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