i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize