just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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