You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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