I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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