Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
