how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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