That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My life is pants optional.
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