She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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