well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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