You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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