I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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