Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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