Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
